i shit you not
today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED
i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast
he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong
one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”