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i shit you not

today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED

i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast

he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went wrong

one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”

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imagine if she said no though omg

THATS SO CUTE